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हर स्कूल में लिखा होता है "उसूल तोडना मना है "
हर बाग में लिखा होता है  "फूल तोडना मना है "
हर खेल में  लिखा होता है " रूल  लिखा होता है"
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मोहबत और दोस्ती मैं लिखा होता के, किसी का "दिल तोडना मना है "


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ODE TO GHALIB
For the sigh to be effective it needed an age,
So, for the most part obscure you strayed,
Now with the fool and the wise alike, as
You have become a rage
And in your name now as fortunes are being made,
On this turning of the wheel
Tell me, Mirza, how exactly you feel.
Do you still smart under the infamy,
Humiliation and hurt?
From your creditors are you hiding still?
What do you have to say
About the cliques and the patronage,
Of your day and our age?
About your poetry’s greatness
when there is universal ‘yes’,
I will only add my humble acclaim
And kiss your verses and your name.
But with these matters I’ll some other time deal
For now, tell me pray: How do you feel?


RUN--MOUSE--RUN

A jackal saw a mouse running out of a jungle. He asked him what had transpired to make him run for his life.
The mouse replied : ‘sher ki bebe kise nai cher di hai, aur shek mahrey pe ho rahya sai.’ (Someone made a pass at the tiger’s sister and suspicion has fallen on me.)


POWER CUT

Two families were stealing the terms and conditions of a matrimonial alliance. The bride’s representative’s asked: ‘What make of fridge would you like?’
The bridegroom’s uncle replied: ‘We possess the latest brand.’
‘Microwave oven?’
‘We already have one.’
‘TV?’
‘We have theatre size.’
‘What about an AC?’
‘Do not worry. By God’s grace we have all electrical gadgets.’
‘Then what should we give with our daughter?’ asked the worried father.
The bridegroom father replied, ‘ just give us a generator to run all these items.


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