Rajnikanth vs santabanta jokes |
US OR THEM
Once there was a meeting of all Punjabi freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa raised a point, ‘Oh, we’ll get Punjab from India, but how would we develop it?
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly, Banta replied, ‘ No problem! We’ll attack the USA, it would take us over and we would be a state of the USA and we’ll automatically get developed.’
All the sardars were happy with this very simple solution, but an old sardar did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy.
He replied, ‘Oh! That’s all right, but what would happen if by chance we take over the USA?’
Taken for ride
A slightly
befuddled Banta came out of a local bar and noticed a taxi. He went round and
round and finally got in.
‘Take me to
Paharganj, ‘ Banta told the driver.
‘you are in
Paharganj,’ replied the driver.
‘Thank you,
‘ Said Banta. ‘Here’s the money, and next time please don’t drive so fast.’
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