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Pathan naukrani se : tum begam se jyada maza deti ho |
Naukrani : Hujur ye to aapki जर्रा नवाज़ी है ।

"Nahi to sare naukar to ye kehte hai ki Begam Jayada maza deti hai".

DONKEY MEMSAHIB

Dirty Jokes

In the days of the British Raj, an officer of Her Majesty’s Government was holed up in a remote rural village. His child had caught chicken pox. No doctor was immediately available and hence he decided to implement his servant’s advice.

The servant, after much effort, was able to explain to the Englishman that donkey’s milk was a traditional remedy for the ailment. The Englishman ordered his servants to get hold of a donkey.

Every time they got a donkey, it turned out to be a male one. Unable to explain in his broken Hindi that he wanted female donkey and a male one, he finally thundered, to his wife, ‘you fools, mujhe memshib jaisa gadha chahiye.’
Nothing is known of his wife’s reaction!

CLASSIFIED GOOFS

Monday:

Natural Jokes

For sale: Mr Antony De’melow has one sewing machine for sale. Ph 5152431 after 7 pm and ask for Ms Leila who lives with him cheap.

Teusday

We regret having erred in Mr. D’mellow’s ad yesterday. It should have read one sewing machine for sale cheap ph 5152431 & asked for Mrs Leila who lives with him after 7 pm.

Wednesday

Mr. Demellow has informed us that he has received several annoying phone calls because of the error in the classified ad of yesterday—it stands corrected as follows;

Naughty ride

For sale: Mr. De’ mellow has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Ph 5152431 after 7 Pm and ask for Ms Leila who lives with him.

Thursday

I,Mr, Antony De’mellow, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don’t call as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Ms. Leila. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit.

Tazmahal love Quotes

HEAVY MAKE-UP

Banto: ‘You are looking different today, Santo.’

Santo: ‘Yes! The doctor advised me to reduce 5 kg.’

Banto: and you reduced 5 kg?’

Santo: ‘Yes I have stopped putting on my make-up.’

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