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Beta : “Papa, Jub aap aur mummy honeymoon pe gaye thee, tab main kahan tha?”

     Baap : “Beta, jab jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mummy ke paas thai.”





OBAMA’S CHOICE



During his stay at the Oberoi Hotel in Mumbai, Bill obama was sitting in the hotel’s coffee shop. He had a good look at the special menu created for him and ordered coffee.
‘How would you like your coffee, sir?’ enquired a waiter, specially trained to look after the VVIP.
‘I would like my coffee just like my women—strong and sweet, ‘ replied obama.
‘But black or white sir?’

ON THE MOVE


A sticker on a Maruti Baleno in Mumbai:
‘Laugh at your problems—everyone else does!’
Seen in a pub Bangalore :
‘Avoid hangovers—stay drunk!’
A traffic slogan on a hoarding in Mumbai :
‘If you take one for the road, your car may be lying with “bottoms up” on that road!’
A sign at a lady doctor’s clinic in Meerut city:
‘Speciality in women and other disease!’


DOCTOR’S BILL


Banta’s wife was complaining to her doctor that his bill was unreasonably high.
Don’t forget, he remained her , that I made visits to your home while your son had the measles.
And why do you forget, she countered , ‘that he infected the whole school.’



WITH A MASSAGE

Why does Lalu have ‘TGIF’ written on his shoes?
Toes Go In First.


THAT SINKING FEELING

Santa bought his wife a new car. Two hours later she telephoned Santa frantically and said, ‘there is water in carburettor.’ Santa was taken aback. ‘Where is the car bibi?’ he asked, worried.
Pat came the reply: ‘In the river.’


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