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MARRIAGE MASALA

Ø When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Ø I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months—I don’t like to interrupt her.

Ø My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

Ø Man is incomplete until he is married. Then is finished.

Ø Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.’

Ø The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

Ø Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Ø Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the hope over experience.

BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE

Ø My wife dress to kill. She also cooks the same way.

Ø My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Ø A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Ø I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Ø The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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SENSEIBLE MARRIEAGE

A sardarji recently inherited 1,500 acres of farmland in California. He arrived there without money but was confident he could make the farm an instant success if he had a tractor. He put the following advertisement in the matrimonial column:

‘Sardarji, 40, recently arrived from Punjab wishes to marry woman, 30, owning tractor. Please send photo of tractor.’

THE SMARTER BRAIN

In the hospital the relatives of the patient gathered in the waiting room, where he lay gravely ill. Finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber. ‘I’ am afraid I’m the bearer of bad news, ‘he said, as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.’

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, ‘well, how much does a brain cost?’

The doctor quickly responded, ‘$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.’ The moment turned awkward. The men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask: ‘Why is the male brain so much more?’

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The doctor smiled at his childish innocence and so to the entire group said, ‘It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of female brains because they have been used.’

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