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BALLE, BALLE!

A man had collected about 10 travelers around him in a train and was relating one Khuswant Singh

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Joke after another. He decided to relate one Sardar ji joke but just then he realized that he had a few listeners who were the typical strong and well build Sikhs. So he changed from beginning from’ Once upon a time there was a Sardarji’ to ‘once upon a time there was a ‘Bengali.’

The five enraged sardars picked him up and thrashed him to pulp, shouting throughout, ‘ Hum Sardar mar gaye hain kya? (Sardar are not dead yet!)

NAME CALLING

The world’s most avid cricket fan, Banta Singh, had arrived early at the stadium for the first one day international, only t realise that he had left his ticket at home.

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Not wanting to miss any of the matches, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long queue for another seat. After an hour’s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, “Hey, Balwinder!’ He looked up, stepped out of the queue, and tried to locate the owner of the voice ……..with no success.

He realised he had lost his place in the queue, and had to go back in the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, and went to buy a coke. The line at the counter was also very long. But since the game hadn’t started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the counter, a voice called out, ‘Oye Balwinder !’ Again Banta got out of line looking for owner of the voice. But with no luck.

He was very upset as he got back in line for his Coke. Finally he had his Coke and took his seat, eager for the game to begin. As he wanted for the game to start, he heard the voice calling, Hey Balwinder!’ once more. Furious, Banta Singh stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, ‘My name is not Balwinder!’

GOING TO EXTREMES

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The order day ujaagar fell asleep in his usual place in a commuter train. Somewhat unusually, the train stopped just short of the station, waiting for the signal to change. He woke up with a start,

sprang up, opened the carriage door, and stepped put and fell on to the track. But he quickly climbed back in again. As he shut the door, he said to his fellow passengers, ‘Tussi samajh rahey ho ki main bewakoof haan.’ (I bet you think I ‘m really stupid!)

Then he walked across to the other door, opened it, and fell on the embankment.

PHOTO FINISH

Santa was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport size photograph of his son (for

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college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell out of his pocket. He started searching for it frantically and found it on the floor of the bus.

Politely he asked the sari clad female standing in front of him, ‘ Can you lift that sari? I want to take photograph.’

WHO’S THE BOSS?

Banta Singh was complaining at a staff meeting the other day that morning he went out and returned with a small sign that read, ‘I’ am the boss. ‘He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

‘Your wife called. She wants her sign back!’

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TWO OR THREE

Banta and his newly married bride Banto were visiting friends when the topic of children, came up.

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes, until Banta thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly, ‘ After her second child, I’ll just have vasectomy.’

Without a moment’s hesitation, the bride retorted, ‘Well, I hope you’ll love the third one as if it’s your own.’

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