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Honeymoon Problem

Santa's daughter Pammy was to be married. but as the wedding day drew closer, she grew more nervous. this was noticed by her mother who asked her the reason.

"It is the thought of going away on the honeymoon with him that's worrying me" replied pammy.
'Don't let that bother you,' assured her mother, ' I went on my honeymoon after i got married. So it is no big deal.'

Ah its was all right for you. Tusee papaji naal gaye see (you went with papaji)



Darwin on Evolution

some children take their fathers. Other look like their mothers and maternal  Uncles . Darwin theory of evolution does not explain one phenomenon quite cogently. what I am looking for, is a principle by which we can tell why some look like their neighbours !!!




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A group of eunuchs used to make purchases at Vinod Verma general store. Upon the borth of his son, eunuchs stormed his house and after singing and dancing for about fifteen minutes demanded, Rs. 1100, but the eunuchs insisted on getting the full amount demanded by them. When he flatly refused to yield to their demand, the leader of the eunuchs remarked. ‘well babuji, we shall give you a concession of Rs. 400. After all, you are our staff member.’


KISSA CAPITAL KA

Bihari lal was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly said, ‘Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them?’

His friend said, O.K., which is the capital of Kerala?’
Bihari Lal replied, ‘Oh that’s simple! K’


STUDENT AND TEACHER


Teacher : ‘if one women does a job in one hour, how long will it take for four women to do the same job?’



Student: ‘Four hours!’


Teacher : ‘Wrong ! It will take them 15 minutes. You do not seem to know maths.’

Student: ‘No, sir, it will take them four hours. You do not seem to know women.


ENGLISH LESSONS

A maid servant, who was learning English from the lady of the house, informed her telephonically, ‘Mem sahib, I’ll not come for work today as I have got headache in my stomach.’





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