CRICKET
IN HEAVEN
Santa and Banta were great cricket fanatics. They decided
that whoever died first would try to come back in the other’s dreams, and would
tald about cricket in Heaven.
Santa died first. One day, when he was fast asleep, Banta
heard Santa calling him to talk about cricket. Banta was happy and eager to know
about cricket in Heaven.
‘So, Santa! How is cricket in Heaven?
Replied Santa, ‘Hey
Banta, I have good news and bad news and bad news. The bad news is that tomorrow
we are going to have a day and night match here in heaven. And bad news is that
you are the opening bowler for tomorrow’s match!’ |
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NOISE SUCIDE
Santa singh hurried into the emergency room late one
night, which the tip of his index finger shot off.
‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked
him.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide, ‘Santa replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘ you tried to commit
suicide by shooting your finger off?’
‘No! No! No! I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: “This
is going to make a loud noise.”
So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the
trigger.
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ANOTHER EXAMPLE!
In a medical college practical exam, during viva, the
doctor asked Santa: ‘Can you give an example of an amphibian?’
Santa Singh replied: ‘A Fog’.
Doctor: ‘Very good. Can you give another example? Asked the
Doctor.
‘Another frog!’ Answered Santa Singh.
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Santa Banta Shayari Pics sms, Santa and Banta were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever died first would try to come back in the other’s dreams, and would tald about cricket in Heaven.