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ME TOO POLITICS

At the Indian Embassy in the USA. Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English

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conversation training before his meeting with President Bill Clinton. The instructor said, ‘Mister Prime Minister, Ehen you shake hands with President Clinton, Please say: “How are you?”

Then Mr. Clinton will reply: “I am fine and you?”

To this you should say: “Me too.” after that we translators will do all the work. It’s quite simple.’

But when Prime Minister Mori met President Clinton, he mistakenly said: ‘Who are you?

Clinton was a bit shocked, but managed to react with humour, ‘well, I am Hillary’s husband.’

At this, Prime Minister, Mori confidently replied: ‘Me Too.’

THE LALLO JAYALALITHA DUET

Shut you up who call us corrupt

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And instead put up our bust

In every city-square, village and town

And garland us, for our slogan now

Is down, down with corruption, down.

Now, you, who call us corrupt

Before us bow

For, though arrogance, greed and fraud is our creed,

We might have refused ruined our respective state,

Nobody could ever accuse us of Defence gate.

You call us cunning, clownish, dirty

But have we ever compromised this country’s security?

We told you, we are innocent,

And, cent per cent,

Compared to what you have seen

On your TV screen

Ha, ha! We snow-white clean.

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NEVER TRUST A POLITICIAN

A speeding bus load of politician hit a tree on the roadside, and all the passengers died. A farmer saw the accident, dug a hole and buried them all.

After a few days, a policeman came and asked the farmer whether he had seen the accident and if he knew where the politician had gone. The farmer replied, ‘Yes, I saw the accident, and as all the politicians had died, I buried them.’

The police asked, ‘Were all of them dead?’

The farmer replied, ‘Some of them said they were alive, but you know how these politicians are, they never tell the truth. I buried them all.’

FAREWELL TO LALOO

Maya ki Sarkar(Political)

Colours are splashing all around

Because we have won new ground

In ethics, law and probity

In Bihar

In a pious and holy war:

Our star is democracy’s glorious hour,

Because we have built a new tower

To gubernatorial impartiality.

It is an hour of pure glee

Because jungle Raj will cease to be

And every criminal will now be free

To raise his price as never before,

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What more could you ask for?

For a state life Bihar

Has now total peace and tranquillity.

Though it was a seven days’ wonder,

Let’s celebrate Laloo’s fall

And thrown each other in gulal.

AGRA DISAGREEMENT

India hosted the summit in Agra

And lavishly entertained the guest.

Admiring our food, Sehba said,

‘Your soup and gosht are the best.’

In Simla we had a solemn pact,

In Lahore, we signalled an agreement to tend.

What did we achieve in Agra?

A disagreement from beginning to end.

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