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A multi-party group of political workers used to go for a morning walk in the vicinity of a small town. One day they passed by an ancient temple where a few devotees were chanting in a seduced voice, ‘Bolo Jai Jai Krishna Murari.’

Hearing their chant, the BJP worker said, ‘I guess they are singing, Desh ka neta Atal Bihari,”’

‘No’, remarked the congressman, ‘ The refrain of their bhajan is “Sonia hai sartaj hamari.”’

The BSP activist asserted, ‘ I believe they are humming “Mayavati ki maya nyari,”’

Discounting their surmises, the SP worker blurted : ’All you are wrong. They are chanting “Mulayam maare chot karari”

WELCOMING GENERAL MUSHARRAF(POLITICAL)

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Seen on the back of an auto rickshaw in Delhi:

Doodh Mangogey to kheer dengey

Kashmir mangogey to cheer dengey

(Should you ask for milk, we will serve you milk pudding, if you ask for Kashmir you will be rent apart?)

PRAYERS UNANSWERED(POLITICAL)

When former US President Jimmy Carter visited Jerusalem, Israel’s Prime Minister, Begin took him to the Wailing Wall. ‘Oh God, ‘Carter prayed, ‘Please help the Arabs and Israelis find peace.’

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‘Amen, ‘said Begin.

‘And please, God, Let the Egyptians and Israelis live in peaceful coexistence.’

‘Amen,’ said Begin.

‘And please tell the Israelis to return to the Arabs all the territories they occupied in the 1967 war.’

‘I would like to remind you, Mr. President,’ said Begin,’ that you are talking to a wall.’

WHITE HOUSE (Political)HUMOUR/(Political)JOKE

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Question: why did young white house intern refuse to go for a course in sex-education?

Answer: because she was told the final exam would be ‘oral’

2. Why did this nymphomaniac take an intern’s job at the white house?

Answer: hoping to find sexual harassment in office!!!

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REMEMBERING C.R.(Political)

When C. Rajagopalachari as prime Minister of the Old Madras Presidency was invited to address

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the students union of Presidency College, Madras, in 1937, young Aga shahi, who later won a place in the ICS and opted for Pakistan, was president of the students’ union. Welcoming Rajaji (as he was affectionately called), he concluded his address with these words: ‘ We extend a most respectful welcome to Rajaji who is socially, morally, politically and matrimonially connected to the Mahatma. ‘ There was thunderous applause for Agha Shahi’s speech.

Rose the most potent , grave and revered C.R. to reply: ’My dear young college union president and friends, thank you for the kind welcome. Somebody got the wife somebody got the husband, but I was not beneficiary.’

WHAT’S IN A NAME (POLITICAL)

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President Clinton(Political): I am sorry to say, Mr sharif, that what you are doing in Kargil is not sharif.’

Nawaz Sharif: ‘Mr President, names have no bearing on political behaviour. Do you think what you Madelenine Albright has been done in Kosovo makes her that “bright”?’

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