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Beta : “Papa, Jub aap aur mummy honeymoon pe gaye thee, tab main kahan tha?”
Baap :
“Beta, jab jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mummy ke paas thai.”
OBAMA’S CHOICE
During his stay at the Oberoi Hotel in Mumbai, Bill obama was sitting in
the hotel’s coffee shop. He had a good look at the special menu created for him
and ordered coffee.
‘How would you like your coffee, sir?’ enquired a waiter, specially
trained to look after the VVIP.
‘I would like my coffee just like my women—strong and sweet, ‘ replied
obama.
‘But black or white sir?’
ON THE MOVE
A sticker on a Maruti Baleno in Mumbai:
‘Laugh at your problems—everyone else does!’
Seen in a pub Bangalore :
‘Avoid hangovers—stay drunk!’
A traffic slogan on a hoarding in Mumbai :
‘If you take one for the road, your car may be lying with “bottoms up”
on that road!’
A sign at a lady doctor’s clinic in Meerut city:
‘Speciality in women and other disease!’
DOCTOR’S BILL
Banta’s wife was complaining to her doctor that his bill was
unreasonably high.
Don’t forget, he remained her , that I made visits to your home while
your son had the measles.
And why do you forget, she countered , ‘that he infected the whole
school.’
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