Hot
and Cold
Santa was looking at a thermos in a store when the sales
girl walked up to him and asked, ‘May I help you with anything, sir?’
‘yes! What is that?’
‘Why, that’s a thermos!’
‘What does it do?’
‘It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!’
Ill take it, ‘ said Santa.
The next day Santa went to work carrying this thermos. His
co-workers asked him what he was carrying.
‘It’s a thermos.’
‘What does it do?’
‘It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!’
‘So what have you got in it?’
‘An ice-cream and a cup of coffee.’
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A FAIRER IMAGE
Three Sardarjis went to fish. One of them caught a
mermaid. The mermaid begged them to let her go. Each of them wanted a boon.
She agreed to it.
The first Sardarji asked to double his IQ. So the mermaid
granted his wish.
The second Sardarji asked to triple his IQ. His wish was
granted too.
And third Sardarji asked to quintuple his IQ.
The mermaid warned him about the consequences; that his
image might be changed.
But he insisted. At once the mermaid granted his wish and
he became a sardarni!
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