Manual
Labour
Once Dr.
C.E.M. Joad was being escorted through one of the major motor car factories in
Detroit, where even humans appeared like automata. Dazzled by so many
mechanical operations, he was taken to the restaurant where even the food was
served automatically.
On the way
out of the factory, Dr. Joad was descending in the elecator with his escort
when one of the factory hands, also a passenger, pinched a female passenger.
The young women reacted indignantly. But Dr. Joad rejoiced.
‘Thank God,’
he cried, ‘that something is done by hand in this factory!’
OF OUR
TIMES……
There is an
apt saying, pertinent to our times: ‘Haanji kee naukari, naanji kaa ghar.’ (A
job for one who says yes sir, one who says no sir stays at home.)
ULTA—PULTA
Contraceptive
:
A device
which should be worn on every ‘conceivable’ occasion.
Neighbours:
The only
people who listen to both sides of an argument.
Genius:
A guy who
can do anything but make a living.
Marriage:
A ceremony
in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
Bachelor:
A guy who
never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever!
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