DEATH RATES
Santa and Banta
were close friends. Santa died suddenly. A desolate Banta went to a office of the
local news paper to put a announcement in its obituary column. He found their
rates very high. So he decided to make it as short as he could—just two words:
‘Santa dead.’
The clerk at
the counter refused to take it.
‘You must
make it at least five words,’ he told Banta.
‘Okay,’
replied Banta, and made it into five words: ‘Santa dead. Maruti for sale.’
Election symbol
Banta told Santa, ‘ I am going to stand for election to the
Lok Sabha. My election symbol will be a donkey.’
‘Banta, there should be some difference between you and your
election symbol,’ replied Santa.
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