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KACHHE KACHHE MAIN AA JAIYE 

Tau Raldu apne chore ke byah tai band baja len challa gaya
udhe usne band baje aale dhore rate paata karaya,
te band baje aala bolya ke uniform main bulavaga to 500 rupiye lunga
or civil dress main bulavega to 300 rupiye lunga
Tau Raldu ne phata phat 50 ka note kadya aur bolya ke bhai isa kariye ke
kachhe kachhe main aa jaiye, kyun paise bran kare see.

BIDI TE CHASAN DEDA 

Ek bar ghughu ke kudte main aag lag gi ar
te ghughu jhod ke kehan bhajan lag raha tha
raste main jhandu usne rokan lag gya
par ghughu koni rukya ar jhod me kud gaya
aur aag bhuja li
pher us pe jhandu bolya are yaar beedi to chas len denda (beedi to sulga len denda)

JANU RAPIYA PADAYA SE 

Ek be Raldu sadak pe jan lag raheya tha te rahi main jhukya aur raiya than lag gaya
par thodi haan piche jab rapiya na uthya te raldu bolya ke aaj kal ke log thuke bhi isa hai janu rapiya pada ho

GHUNT MARE PICHE ANGRAJI BOLENGE

Ek be haryane ke molad ghane sare delhi ki DTC bus main conductor bharti ho gaye. te ek be bathak ho gyi ki bhai delhi aan aali bas main ghani dikat aan lag rahi se kyunke gaam ke sare anpad molad bharti kar rakhe se or en ne aangreji kati bhi koni aandi. inne kad diyo .
ispe parivahan mantri bolya  kad te de par ye do ghoont mare pachey aachi tagdi angreji bol sake se.

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