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Once, when Banta was passing by a road, he noticed some shit lying on it.

He turned back and bent down to the shit and said, ‘Chee! This look like shit.’

The he bent further down. After smelling it, he put his finger in it and after putting the same finger in his mouth he said. ‘Chee this tastes also like shit.’

Finally, he got up and walked away saying, ‘THANK GOD I DID NOT STAMP ON IT!!!!!’

LEARNING ENGLISH

Indra Gandhi said Butta singh to England to learn English. On his return, she called him to her chamber and said, ‘Mr. Singh, you’ve been abroad at the state’s expense. I’d definitely like to know how well you’ve learnt the language. So please speak a few sentences.’

Buta singh responded confidently: ‘Madam, main capital letters main bolu ya small letters main?’

(Madam, shall I speak in upper case alphabets or lower casce?)

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A passerby watched two sardar’s om a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. ‘Tell me, ‘said the passerby, ‘what on earth are you doing?’

‘Well, ‘ said the one who was digging. ‘usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree and Ujagar fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn’t mean Ujagaar and I get the day off, does it?’

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