TO CATCH A THIEF
Banta
was shifted his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was
tired and dozed off with the front door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was
packing valuables. Banta found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for
him! ‘When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him.’
Banta
was a hefty guy; so when the burglar had finished packing, Banta jumped on him
and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the matter.
‘What
did you do to the theif?’
‘I
tied his hands; you come and collect him.’
‘I
hope you tied his legs too.’
Banta
felt a chill down his spine; he had forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a
while. Then he cheered up and said, ‘Inspector Saab, the thief, he will still
be there.’
‘how
do you know’?
‘Well
that fellow is also a sardar.’
OVER DRESSED
Wife:
‘I need lots of new saris.’
Husband:
‘But you already have over a hundred.’
Wife
: I do but the entire neighbourhood has seen all of them.’
Husband
: ‘I think it will be cheaper to a new neighbourhood.’
COSTLY CLOCK
Banta
came to Delhi. He was walking on a street which had a clock tower, when someone
asked him he wanted to buy the clock on the tower.
Banta
said, ‘yes’
‘Give
me thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder,’ the man said.
The
man took thousand rupees and disappeared.
Having
waited for several hours Banta figured he had been taken for ride.
The
next day Banta was again walking along the same street and same man asked him
to buy a clock. ‘Give me thousand rupees and I’ll go and get a ladder.’
Banta
put in his condition: ‘I will give you a thousand rupees but I am not a fool.
This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder.
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