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ASTROLOGY AND JOSHI Ji

Now you’ll able to know years in advance

Whether your daughter will in Bhagalpur or France,

Whether your son become doctor or philosopher

Or, star favouring, a flourishing astrologer, when your neighbour-women is going to have labour pains,

By how much is the stock market going to crash.

You’ll know—in flash

The year and the month and the day of your luck

When you’ll make a fast buck,

How faithful your future wife will be,

Your children will know in advance

When you’ll die

And plan accordingly.

It is the proudest science of the 21^st century

Congratulations, Dr Joshi

For introducing it at the university.

GOLF

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled: Gentlemen only. Ladies forbidden.

And thus the word GOLF entered the English language.

BUTTON UP

A Sunday ardaas (prayer) was on when suddenly the Granthi (priest) interrupted and decreed: ‘A number of buttons have been found among the coins in recent collections. In future, please rend your hearts, and not your garments.’

HEAVEN OR HELL

‘Did shri Ram really suspect Sitaji of indidelity and subject her to agnipariksha?’

Asked the ever-inquisitive wife.

‘I really don’t know, but when I go to swarg, I’ll asked him about it,’ replied the husband.

‘But what if because of all those hardships Shri Ramji subjected Sitaji to, he is not in Heaven?’ Said the wife.

‘In that case you can go and ask him yourself when you die, ‘quipped the husband.

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