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A LUCKY ACCIDENT


Banta was hit by a vehicle. He Shouted: ‘Call the ambulance immediately.’
A pedestrian walking by replied; ‘Don’t worry, Sardarji, you were hit by ambulance van.’



PRIDE AND POPULATION

We are more than a billion,
Still we are in slumber;
To hell with the quality of life,
We are proud of our number!

MONARCHY VS DEMOCRACY

The political science professor was explaining the difference between monarchy and democracy. Elaborating on the subject, he said, ‘The king is his father’s son. The Prime Minister is not!’

RESPONSIBILITY

Smoking Bird
Smoking Bird
A glimpse into Bihari Lal’s school life. Young Bihari Lal to his father, who is reading his appalling end-of-term report: ‘What do you think the trouble is, ‘Pitaji? Khaandaani ye swabhaavi.’ (Hereditary or environment.)


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