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A visitor from Pakistan was taking a stroll in Nehru park, enjoying the greenery and the flowers. He needed to empty his bladder but could not find a urinal. He could hold out no longer and went behind the bushes. Just as he was undoing his fly buttons, a policeman caught him. ‘What do you think you are doing ?’ demanded the constable.

‘I went to pee,’ replied the visitor. ‘I am from Pakistan and I don’t know where to go. Please help me out.’

‘okay follow me, ‘ ordered the constable. I’lll show you a place across the road with more greenery and flowers. You can pee there as much as you like.’

So the constable took him across the road t a garden, greener and more full of flowers than Nehru Park. The Pakistani emptied his bladder, thanked the constable and asked, ‘Whose garden is this ?’

‘Bhai sahib, this is the garden of the Pakistan High Commission.’


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