PATIENT’S DILEMMA
‘But
doctor,’ said the worried patient, ‘are you sure I’ll pull through? I’ve heard
of cases where the doctor made a wrong diagnosis, and treated someone for
pneumonia who afterwards died of typhoid fever.’
‘Nonsense,’
spluttered the physician. ‘When I treat a patient for pneumonia, he dies of
pneumonia.’
SOUND RESEARCH
Ujagar singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was search
of a subject on which no research had ever been done. One day, thinking about
it, he saw a cockroach on the table in front of him. He immediately decided to
undertake research on the roach.
He picked the roach and put it in the centre of the table and
said: ‘Run.’ The roach run.
He pulled off one leg of the roach, put it again in the
centre of the table and said: ‘Run.’ The roach ran. He pulled one more leg of
the roach, put it back on the table and said:’Run.’ The roach ran, even though
it just had one leg.
He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre
of the table and said: ‘Run.’ The roach could not!
Our professor was satisfied with his study and started his
thesis:
‘When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear
anymore.’
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