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AWFULLY EXACT NATURE JOKES

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Some Nature tourist in the Museum of Natural History was marveling at the di
nosaur bones.

One of them asked Santa Singh, who was the guide showing them around, ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’

‘They are three million, four years, and six months old, ‘ replied Santa.

‘that’s an awfully exact number,’ said the Nature tourist. ‘How do you know their age so precisely?’

Santa answered, ‘Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.’

THE HARRIED NATURE PHARMACIST

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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Tearfully she explained, it’s the Nature pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the Nature pharmacist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, just to realize that I had locked the house with the both house and car keys inside. I had t break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.

‘Later, about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tyre. When I got

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to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook(Nature ).’

He continued, ‘Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I came up and cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it……all of them hit the floor and broke.

‘Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer…and, honest, mister, all I did was telling her!’

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