OVERHEAD
‘Bahen. I have absolutely no faith in astrologers. Their
predictions always prove wrong.’
‘What happened?’ asked her companion.
‘See, I consulted an astrologer about my marriage. After
going through my horoscope and reading my palm, he predicted that I would marry
a handsome young man holding a high post at the age of 23.’
‘But you must have been married to him a little later, isn’t
it?’
‘Na, Bahen, I happened to marry the same old idiot at the age
of 32!’
THE GROOM WORE BLACK
Christina was about
six or seven years old. She had gone to a wedding. While the bride and
bridegroom was entering the church. Christina was surprised to see the bride in
pure white gown overflowing with frills, and a large hat with white flowers. So
just out of curiosity, she asked her mother, ‘Mommy, why the bride is always
dressed in white?’
‘Because white symbolises happiness. She wears it to show
happiness on this day, ‘ replied her mother.
To which Christina unhesitatingly responded: ‘Oh that’s why bridegroom
is dressed in black.’
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"Badhiya "
Biwi kaise hai
Na hone se hi acchi hai
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Patient : Doctor saheb jara dekhiye mere sine main Dil hai ke nahin hai
Doctor : Pehle ye batao ki tumhari jeb main paise hai ke nahin hai.
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