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Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, ‘Hey guys, what are your favourite flowers?

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’.
‘Ha. I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered.
The Hindu was surprised and angry, the lotus being our national flower.
The Muslim replied: ‘Chameli’.
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ was the Englishman’s response.
 The Muslim was surprised and angry.

The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! Aab kar le saaf.’
(Now clean your ass).

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