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SHORT ‘N’ SWEET
Bill Clinton landed in Mumbai, and in spite of his already hectic schedule, he was specially requested by a group of medical students to address a seminar on the subject of ‘sex’.

Though Clinton was in tearing hurry to leave for Hyderabad, he agreed to address the elite gathering. He arrived at the conference hall and made a six-word speech: ‘Ladies and gentleman, it gives me immense pleasure.’


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OF CATS AND RATS


Banta was carrying a box under his arm as he walked down the street. Santa stopped him asked, ‘Oye. Bante, what’s in the box?’
‘A cat, ‘Banta said.
‘What for?’
‘Well, I’m going to drink and you know when I’m bit tipsy, I see rats which frighten me. This cat will drive them away.’
‘But,’ Santa said wisely, ‘those are not real rats.’
Banta snapped back, ‘Bewakoof, this is not a real cat either.











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