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MISFORTUNE
Banta decided to visit a fortune teller. ‘You will be poor
and unhappy until you are 30,’ said the fortune teller, after examining Banta’s
palm.
‘And then?’ asked the eager Banta.
‘Then you’ll get used to it, ‘snapped the fortune teller.
CAUGHT RED HANDED
Three guys—Banta, an Italian and a Jew worked together at a
factory. Every day they noticed that their boss would leave work a little
early.
So one day they met together and decided they too would leave early that
day if the boss did so.
As expected, the boss left the factory before closing time
and three of them too left the factory early.
The jew went home and rested so
that he could get early start the next day.
The Italian went home and cooked
dinner.
Banta too reached home. He walked up to his bedroom, opened
the door slowly to surprise his wife, only to see her in bed with his boss. He
quickly shut the door and left.
The next day, the Italian and Jewish guys planned to go home
early again and asked Banta if he too wanted to do the same.
Banta said he
wouldn’t repeat it.
The others asked the reason.
He replied, ‘because, yesterday I almost got caught!’
A REASONABLE QUESTION
Teacher : ‘Banta, tell me, where is Mount Everest?’
Banta : ‘I don’t know, Ma’am.’
Teacher : Stand up on the Bench.’
Banta: ‘Will I be able to see it then?’
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