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Found and lost
Two friends, Santa and Banta, met at Chandni chowk, Santa
looked worried. What’s wrong Santa? Asked Banta.
‘I found two 100 rupee notes in the bus.’
‘And you are not happy about it?’
‘Actually, someone else saw them at the same time, so I had
to share them.’
‘A hundred rupee each. That’s not bad!’
‘No, it’s not, but when I got home, I realised it was I who
had lost the two hundred rupees in the first place, ‘declared Santa ruefully.
MISSING TAXI DRIVER
Magistrate: ‘What was he doing when you arrested him?’
Policeman: ‘He was arguing with a taxi driver, your honour.’
Magistrate: ‘That is no proof he has drunk.’
Policeman: ‘Well, your honour, there was no taxe driver
there.’
LICNECE RAJ
Ram lal applied for a licence for a Bofors gun. On being
asked why he had put in such an application, he said, ‘I have asked bofors gun
because I knew you would reduce it to a licence for a revolver, this being a
common practice in government offices.’
THE HSITORY LESSON
Banta was teaching history to his convent going son.
Jr. Banta: ‘Dad, how do these wars begin?’
Banta: Well son, suppose Pakistan has a quarrel with Japan,
and ……….
Mrs. Banta: ‘But, Pakistan and Japan have never quarrelled.’
Banta: ‘I know bibi—but I’m taking a hypothetical instance to
……...’
Mrs. Banta: But you are misguiding the boy.’
Banta: ‘No, I’ am not . . . . ‘
Mrs. Banta: ‘Yes you are……..
Banta: ‘I tell you, I’m not …….! It’s outrageous . . . ‘
Mrs.: shut up! You Bewkoof.’
Banta: Mind your words or I’ll ……….’(and gives her a slap.)
Jr. Banta: ‘All right, dad, don’t get excited, I think I
understand batter how wars begin.’
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