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Club main cards khelte samay ek khiladi ne apni ghadi dekhi aur cards phenk diye.

Kya huwa bhai ? doston ne pucha

Main ab nikalata hoon kyonki aaj pandit ramlal ka Television pe sitarvadan ka show hai mujhe theek 8 baje pahunchana hai.

‘hame maloom nahi tha ki sangeet ke itne bade premi ho !!!!

Are nahi main sangeet ka nahi Ramlal ki patni ka premi hoon!!!!

Mujhe theek 8 baje Ramlal ke ghar pahunchana hai.

Padosi ka hai Kya

Chagan bhai bacche ko bachha: gadi main lekar ghumne ko nikala.

Jo Bhi raste main mila usne pucha kya bhai apne bachhe ko tehlane nikale ho.

Do char baar to chagan chup raha phir usne nahi sahib padosi ka hai.

To us par puchne wale ne Jhuk kar dekha aur bola oh tabhi to padosi se sakal milti hai.

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Ek Ladki apne ghar main zor zor se ro rahi thi 
tabhi uski maa uske pass aayi aur kaha 
Kya huaa beti mujhe bata main bhi to tumahari dost jaise hi hoon 
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Tab ladki thodi hichkichayi aur boli yaar yaar kuch nahi 
mere wale se milne gayi thi 
tab tere wale ne dekh liya 
to mujhe bahut maar padi 

is liye 
ro rahi thi  ........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ladki : Boyfriend se agar main tumhe mauka mile to kya tum mujhse shadi karoge!!!Ladka: Pagal ho kya agar mauka mil gaya to shadi karne ki kya jaroorat hai!!!!

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Husband :  Wife se uski pehli night main

wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai

Husband : shuru main hoti ye first night main aisa hota  hai

wife: Night main first time hai isliye

Husband shocked

Cricket Anyone

Safety first

Santa said to Banta, “Come Banta, Let’s bet on the cricket match and make a lot of money”.

Banta agreed, “ very true yaar, let us bet on India.”

So they both vouched for India and bet a good sum. After the match was over Santa lamented, My bad luck is always kharab yaar, India lost the match and I lost my money.”

Banta replied, “there is still hope for me. I bet on highlights also.”

THE REASON WHY…….

Funny Car accident

Papa, when Shri Ram Ji was sent to exile for 14 years, why did Sita Ji chose to go with him and not to stay on in Ayodhya?’

Asked JP’s son Gangadeep.

‘Because she wanted to with her husband,’ JP replied.

His wife pitched in: ‘The real reason was she did not want to live with three mother’s-in law.’

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