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Rajnikant Talwarbaazi ke muqable main
1... Japani ne udte hue machar ke gardan kat dali
2... Chinese ne ek bal ke do tukade kar diye
3... Rajnikant
Machar Udaya >>>>>>
aur talwar ko jor se ghumaya lekin machar udta hi raha
japani bola : Maachaar to ud hi raha hai
Rajni hanste hua bola ud to raha hai
par kabhi father nahi baan payega
Rajnikant Rocks
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Rajnikant exam main
150 sawal me se 100 sawal ke jawab do
Rajni kant sabhi ke sabhi ke jawab de deta hai aur likh deta hai
kinhi 100 question ko check karo!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rajnikant Ganpati Visarjan main dhol baja raha tha
tabhi ek alien paas wali Galaxy se aaya aur request kiya
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ki
Bhai sahab kal mere bete ke exam hai
thoda dhere bajao please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEAVEN AND HELL
Heaven is to have an American salary, British House, Chinese food and Indian wife.
Hell is to have American wife, British food, Chinese house and an Indian Salary!
WITH THE TIMES
Mrs Patel was justifiable upset with the milkman for increasing the price of the milk.
‘You add large quantities of water, and yet you have the audacity to increase the price of milk, ‘ she bellowed aggressively.
The milkman replied stumped her. ‘Madam,
Earlier I used tap water. With no one willing to trust municipal water, I too have started using mineral water.’
THE RIGHT NAME
A beauty parlour which opened here this week is named—Leepa Poti.
On being called to see the ‘WORLD’S laziest man’, the representative of the Guinness book was surprised to be shown a man sleeping on top of tree.
‘If he climb the tree to sleep, how can he be the most laziest man?’ the Guiness representative asked.
‘He didn’t
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