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CROSS
CONNECTION
An urgent telephone call was made to Pakistan prime Minister
by the Indian government prior to his visit to India. There was a lot of
disturbance in the telephone lines between New Delhi and Islamabad. And the
Indian spokesman said on the telephone to his Pakistani counterpart:
‘Tell General , an invitation has been extended to
Hurriyat!’
Much to the surprise of the Indian government, General
arrived in New Delhi much before the date of his expected arrival, thus
upsetting all protocol. When Indian prime minister asked Pak Prime minister
what had brought him so soon to India, Pak PM said ‘Well it was you who had
asked me on phone to Hurry up!’
FACT AND OPINION
Maternity is a fact, paternity, an opinion.
MONEY PROBLEMS
Ram lal presented a very soiled Rs. Hundered note to the
clerk at the post office and asked, please send this by money order to my
mother.’
The clerk examined the soiled note and said, this is a
tattered note, don’t you have a better one to send to your mother?’
It is my note and it is my mother I want to send it to. What
is your problem? Thundered Ram lal.
SIMPLE
SILENCE
Somebody once asked Einstein: ‘Sir, what is this theory of
relativity of yours?’
Pat come the reply: ‘You keep your hand on a burning stove
for a minute and you will feel as if one hour has passed. You spend an hour
with a beautiful girl and you will feel as if only one minutes has gone by.
This is relativity.’
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WHY MISS PAKISTAN WASN’T THE MISS WORLD
- There was no Miss Pakistan.
- Her family didn’t allow her to wax her legs for the swimsuit competition.
- She was ‘honour killed’ on her way to the hotel.
- Her burqa didn’t turn the judges on.
- Indian intelligence had her knocked off.
- Indian intelligence had her knocked off.
- There was no flabby thighs contest.
- The judges hadn’t heard Jhannjar phabdi na mutiar binna.
- She showed her a guitar as her ‘favourite g-string’.
- We sent a hijra.
UNIVERSAL
PHENOMENON
Young son: ‘It
is true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he
marries her?’
Dad : ‘That
happens in every country, son.’
NAG
PATI
Sometime
back, my wife, savinder, offered me a glass of milk. Generally I don’t take
milk, but on that day she compelled me to drink it. When I asked her why she
was forcing me to take milk, she said: ‘Aaj Nag Panchami Hai.’
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